What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I get my body in shape?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun